About Esteemed Authors

L-Trayne-

Fact- L-Trayne is not a scientist. L-Trayne spends most of his time in Missoula, MT, attending a university in town. An esteemed university, with accreditations and stuff. He swears. He also, as the blog will soon entail, enjoys junk food, health food (on occasion), and just the general sort of mish-mash associated with eating and digestion. Some of his favorite activities include- hiking, biking, kayaking, eating out, dancing, and the 1970’s. L-Trayne also enjoys the occasional drink, and while he was an underage, suffered accordingly.

It should also be known that the L-Trayne has competed in, and won, a Gallon Challenge. His stomach capacity has not been measured by modern dietary statisticians, but it would surely blow their minds.

Balloons are Awesome. Adoraballoons commercial-brainwashing blog- coming soon.

Hammer-

Appropriately named, the Hammer has a tough outer shell. And a tough inner shell. And a single leg made of wood. He enjoys being warm, which is belied by the fact that he currently freezes daily in the cold, cold city of Boston MA. It’s wicked hard. His whole life has been spent acquiring an impressive resume of junk food knowledge for this blog, though he was unaware of the reasoning behind his unique appetite until now. Sometimes he reads. And sometimes he doesn’t. But in any case, he certainly doesn’t have any disgustingly hilarious secrets that he’s dying to be asked about.

Getting ready to pound that cake